Name Your Wang

Click here to register your wang name today!

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Q & A

1) Does size matter?
No the size of your wang name doesn't matter. It can be small like "Bob" or longer like "Dr Anita Moore Bush".

2) Is this for real?
This site is for real. We are the only authorized site to issue certified wang certificates. All copy cat sites are a joke and should not be taken seriously. According to Government regulations their can only be one issuing site. Nameyourwang.com was chosen above all the rest.

3) What about quality?
The certificate will be of the highest quality. Perfect for displaying in the office, church, or at home. Perfect for framing.

4) What if I misplace or lose my certificate?
We will be happy to replace it. For the same cost of the original.

5) Am I guaranteed that I will be the sole owner of my wang.s name?
Yes. You and only you will own all rights and privileges to your wang name. We at Wang will verify that you the purchaser own the legal rights to call your wang said name.

6) Can I sell my Wang name?
Yes but only on the nameyourwang.com web site. It must be done officially for it to be legal. If the value of your name has gone up, there could be a small wang tax applied. Plus the cost of transferring and shipping.

7) Can my Wang name contain vulgarity or profanity?
No.  We feel anyone can come up with vulgar or profane names.  We would rather deal with more intelligent clientele.

8) Can I name other parts or my lovers parts?
Yes.  You can name a booty, chest or even big toe.  It's just not as common.